If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

- Phil Robertson

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women an…

- Phil Robertson

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our child…

- Phil Robertson

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

- Phil Robertson

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

- Phil Robertson

I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'

- Phil Robertson

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these d…

- Phil Robertson

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

- Phil Robertson

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

- Phil Robertson