Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate … - Merrill Markoe
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate …
- Merrill Markoe
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. - Merrill Markoe
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kid… - Merrill Markoe
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kid…
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have. - Merrill Markoe
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny. - Merrill Markoe
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. - Merrill Markoe
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.
I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my own creative growth… - Merrill Markoe
I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my own creative growth…
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. - Merrill Markoe
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways t… - Merrill Markoe
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways t…
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