I prefer not to eat food that has a face.

- Joanna Lumley

To be a judge you don't have to know about books, you have to be skilled at picking shrapnel out of your head.

- Joanna Lumley

The Treorchy Male Choir's version of "Myfanwy" is one of the most glorious things I've ever heard in all my long life. Love and congratulations to yo…

- Joanna Lumley

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

- Joanna Lumley

Learn from nature. Stuff lives and stuff dies all the time, you know. Animals and birds and flowers. Trees come and go, and we come and go. Thats it.…

- Joanna Lumley

I never mind scrubbing floors, vacuuming or bending and carrying stuff. Each time I do it I think, this is instead of going to the gym.

- Joanna Lumley

I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true.

- Joanna Lumley

I've never felt the constraints of social acceptability.

- Joanna Lumley

Hundreds of political prisoners still suffer in Tibetan prisons. Freedom of speech is not allowed in any sense. It is illegal to possess a photo of t…

- Joanna Lumley