Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. - Sid Waddell
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
- Sid Waddell
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. - Sid Waddell
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. - Sid Waddell
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy! - Sid Waddell
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! - Sid Waddell
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. - Sid Waddell
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. - Sid Waddell
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. - Sid Waddell
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train! - Sid Waddell
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
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