Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

- Sid Waddell

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

- Sid Waddell

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

- Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

- Sid Waddell

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

- Sid Waddell

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

- Sid Waddell

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

- Sid Waddell

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

- Sid Waddell

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

- Sid Waddell