Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquit…

- Harry Anderson

I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

- Harry Anderson

Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

- Harry Anderson

Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.

- Harry Anderson

The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.

- Harry Anderson

But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

- Harry Anderson

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

- Harry Anderson