My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!
No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we co… - Chris D'Elia
No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we co…
- Chris D'Elia
Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that. - Chris D'Elia
Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.
A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I'm talking to p… - Chris D'Elia
A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I'm talking to p…
Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived with girls, and I've lived wi… - Chris D'Elia
Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived with girls, and I've lived wi…
I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she … - Chris D'Elia
I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she …
Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business. - Chris D'Elia
Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.
My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself! - Chris D'Elia
I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have… - Chris D'Elia
I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have…
We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong. - Chris D'Elia
We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.
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