Work harder than anyone else around you.

- T. J. Miller

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

- T. J. Miller

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

- T. J. Miller

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at ot…

- T. J. Miller

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a jok…

- T. J. Miller

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

- T. J. Miller

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.

- T. J. Miller

If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

- T. J. Miller

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

- T. J. Miller