If it squirms, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics; and if you can't understand it, it's mathematics.

- Magnus Pyke

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time.

- Magnus Pyke

Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth.

- Magnus Pyke