Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

- Frank Dane

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the pric…

- Frank Dane

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

- Frank Dane

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

- Frank Dane

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

- Frank Dane

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

- Frank Dane

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

- Frank Dane

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

- Frank Dane

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

- Frank Dane