Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.
Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair sa… - Rachel Johnson
Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair sa…
- Rachel Johnson
It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening. - Rachel Johnson
It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening.
I do not think that having children - I have three teenagers - keeps you young. The reverse. It thrusts you into a full-frontal confrontation with yo… - Rachel Johnson
I do not think that having children - I have three teenagers - keeps you young. The reverse. It thrusts you into a full-frontal confrontation with yo…
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest dis… - Rachel Johnson
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest dis…
I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and i… - Rachel Johnson
I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and i…
I love writing journalism because it's all over in two hours and comes straight off the top of the head. Writing novels is soooooo much harder. It's … - Rachel Johnson
I love writing journalism because it's all over in two hours and comes straight off the top of the head. Writing novels is soooooo much harder. It's …
If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence. - Rachel Johnson
If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence.
Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing. - Rachel Johnson
Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a… - Rachel Johnson
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a…
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