The short version is that I started an internet diary a long, long time ago (six years!) because I was bored with my job. I figured I would write a f…

- Jason Mulgrew

When you're younger and dumber, as a guy, you do things because you think you have to, because that's how things are done. You wait the standard thre…

- Jason Mulgrew

When you get older, you realize something: all those stupid mores and customs related to how a man should comport himself in the "game" of courtship …

- Jason Mulgrew

I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it was reserved only for ex-g…

- Jason Mulgrew

The first rule of PR is to get out in front of the story, and I think I was practicing that. It was also a weapon. I was also fortunate, despite bein…

- Jason Mulgrew

My dad and I are very different people. For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once had to exchange a "broken" rental…

- Jason Mulgrew

The book is not a cut-and-paste job. Yeah, I have a blog, but the material in the book is all new. The blog deals with my life now, whereas as the bo…

- Jason Mulgrew

Before I realized I had faults, I was already joking about it, to get attention. By the time I went to high school, I had a pretty practiced routine …

- Jason Mulgrew