I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

- Darrell Hammond

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

- Darrell Hammond

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're tell…

- Darrell Hammond

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

- Darrell Hammond

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

- Darrell Hammond

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

- Darrell Hammond

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown …

- Darrell Hammond

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

- Darrell Hammond

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

- Darrell Hammond