If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

- Darrell Hammond

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

- Darrell Hammond

I belong to the Democratic Party.

- Darrell Hammond

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

- Darrell Hammond

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

- Darrell Hammond

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

- Darrell Hammond

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

- Darrell Hammond

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown …

- Darrell Hammond

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

- Darrell Hammond