I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

- John Waters

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to …

- John Waters

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

- John Waters

Without obsession, life is nothing.

- John Waters

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

- John Waters

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

- John Waters

Life is a rotten lottery.

- John Waters

My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

- John Waters

To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.

- John Waters