Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel t… - Joe Bob Briggs
They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel t…
- Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. - Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our … - Joe Bob Briggs
The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our …
It's not a crime to get drunk. - Joe Bob Briggs
It's not a crime to get drunk.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America. - Joe Bob Briggs
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political sta… - Joe Bob Briggs
I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political sta…
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. - Joe Bob Briggs
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? - Joe Bob Briggs
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, … - Joe Bob Briggs
The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, …
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