Boy, you'll have a fair trial. Race, creed or color, justice will be done in my courtroom.

- Laurence Stallings

All you've got is the word of a fool dog. It's been my experience that a bloodhound is the foolishest dog that is. I don't remember of anybody ever k…

- Laurence Stallings

Ah, there should be a young man, ein schone Junge carrying Blumen, a bouquet of roses. There should be cold Rhine wine and Strausswaltzes, and on the…

- Laurence Stallings

Hollywood-a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.

- Laurence Stallings