Why do we love the idea that people might be secretly working together to control and organise the world? Because we don't like to face the fact that…

- Jonathan Cainer

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

- Jonathan Cainer

If life on Planet Earth was really supposed to be a picnic, we would all have been born clutching gingham tablecloths.

- Jonathan Cainer

It's easy to feel happy when things are going your way. The trick is to remain inspired in difficult situations. That's where life stops being a game…

- Jonathan Cainer

What distinguishes a human being from a computer? The ability to add up numbers? The ability to understand language? The ability to be logical? It is…

- Jonathan Cainer

The bad mood fairy comes to annoy you only when you are actually in a good position, but don't yet realise it!

- Jonathan Cainer

Nothing in this world is more powerful, or more dangerous, than the truth. That's why some people go to such lengths to avoid hearing it. It may also…

- Jonathan Cainer

In the absence of certainty, instinct is all you can follow.

- Jonathan Cainer

Passion is essential for a meaningful existence. Life is about what you feel.

- Jonathan Cainer