We go to church buildings that still have a mortgage. Which means the bank owns God's house. Which means that we go and make love to God in a house t…

- Eddie Long

The doctor can X-Ray you and say, 'You got cancer.' And then you go home and God let me see, does Christ have cancer? If Christ don't, I don't have c…

- Eddie Long

We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing.

- Eddie Long

You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row

- Eddie Long

I'm not leaving you if you don't leave me.

- Eddie Long