He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.
The emperor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted: "No, he isn't. T… - James Finn Garner
The emperor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted: "No, he isn't. T…
- James Finn Garner
Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie. - James Finn Garner
Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.
He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. - James Finn Garner
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist rema… - James Finn Garner
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist rema…
Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of c… - James Finn Garner
Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of c…
The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle! - James Finn Garner
The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!
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