I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. - Jonathan Winters
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
- Jonathan Winters
I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet. - Jonathan Winters
I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces. - Jonathan Winters
I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clo… - Jonathan Winters
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clo…
Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others. - Jonathan Winters
Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a … - Jonathan Winters
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a …
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. - Jonathan Winters
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
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