But once you describe something, you destroy it.

- Barry Webster

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

- Barry Webster

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

- Barry Webster

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

- Barry Webster

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

- Barry Webster

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

- Barry Webster

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

- Barry Webster

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

- Barry Webster

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

- Barry Webster