Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

- Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

- Bobby Heenan

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

- Bobby Heenan

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

- Bobby Heenan

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

- Bobby Heenan

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

- Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

- Bobby Heenan

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

- Bobby Heenan

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

- Bobby Heenan