C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.

- Tom Christiansen

Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX.

- Tom Christiansen

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

- Tom Christiansen

If that makes your lawyers or managers happy, well, good for them. You still have a lot to worry about.

- Tom Christiansen