Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

- Janet Evanovich

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

- Janet Evanovich

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying aroun…

- Janet Evanovich

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

- Janet Evanovich

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the un…

- Janet Evanovich

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, …

- Janet Evanovich

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroo…

- Janet Evanovich

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

- Janet Evanovich

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

- Janet Evanovich