Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. - Bill Watterson
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
- Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them. - Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. - Bill Watterson
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. - Bill Watterson
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive. - Bill Watterson
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. - Bill Watterson
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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