What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Health food makes me sick.
- Calvin Trillin
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions. - Calvin Trillin
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.
There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California. - Calvin Trillin
There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. - Calvin Trillin
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. - Calvin Trillin
Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.
Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease. - Calvin Trillin
Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it … - Calvin Trillin
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it …
I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas. - Calvin Trillin
I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.
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