Can we all just stop being dicks?!

- Adam Hills

Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay m…

- Adam Hills

The sun in my life, it is gone, it is gone

- Adam Hills

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.

- Adam Hills

I'm sick of women telling other women what men want them to look like.

- Adam Hills