I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.

- Frank Scoblete

Scobe's Fifth Law: All dealers wish they were doing something other than dealing. All dealers have plans to get out of dealing. Ten years later they …

- Frank Scoblete

Blessed be the slot players for theirs is the hope of a better day dawning.

- Frank Scoblete

I gamble with one foot pointed toward the door.

- Frank Scoblete

Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses!

- Frank Scoblete

The casinos believe in math (and I don't mean numerology).They believe in the power of percentages and short pays, not in the power of magic stones, …

- Frank Scoblete

Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not to shuffle. The mo…

- Frank Scoblete

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

- Frank Scoblete

The slot machines sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated.

- Frank Scoblete