Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

- Arthur D. Hlavaty

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

- Arthur D. Hlavaty