It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

- Ian Holloway

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't …

- Ian Holloway

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

- Ian Holloway

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brot…

- Ian Holloway

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

- Ian Holloway

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

- Ian Holloway

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

- Ian Holloway

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

- Ian Holloway

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

- Ian Holloway