I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

- Brigid Berlin

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have ema…

- Brigid Berlin

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

- Brigid Berlin

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

- Brigid Berlin

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

- Brigid Berlin

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

- Brigid Berlin

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the n…

- Brigid Berlin

You go to a restaurant with a friend for lunch and the next table, two people are sitting opposite each other. They don't talk! All they do is look a…

- Brigid Berlin

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

- Brigid Berlin