In free countries, every man is entitled to express his opinions and every other man is entitled not to listen.

- J. Norman Collie

To make certain that crime does not pay, the government should take it over and try to run it.

- J. Norman Collie

The text-book is rare that stimulates its reader to ask, Why is this so? Or, How does this connect with what has been read elsewhere?

- J. Norman Collie

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

- J. Norman Collie

Organic Chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds.

- J. Norman Collie

Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else--and usually it's reading his own handwriting.

- J. Norman Collie