The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

- Bill Mauldin

A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able…

- Bill Mauldin

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

- Bill Mauldin

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

- Bill Mauldin

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole serg…

- Bill Mauldin

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

- Bill Mauldin

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

- Bill Mauldin

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

- Bill Mauldin

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of hu…

- Bill Mauldin