I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?

- Boris Johnson

If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed t…

- Boris Johnson

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

- Boris Johnson

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

- Boris Johnson

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.

- Boris Johnson

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

- Boris Johnson

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

- Boris Johnson

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.

- Boris Johnson

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

- Boris Johnson