My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the flaws of a character while ironically suggesting that despite these flaws, they are still promoted.
Stephen Colbert's quote reflects on the often absurd nature of professional advancement where individuals who may lack competence or awareness are nonetheless rewarded with promotions. It highlights how well-intentioned but misguided actions can lead to undeserved recognition, providing a humorous commentary on the workplace and human nature.
In practice
This quote can be used during a team meeting to lighten the mood when discussing workplace dynamics.
Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.
And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.
My father always wanted to be 'Col-bear.' He lived in the same town as his father, and his father didn't like the idea of the name with the French pronunciation. So my father said to us, 'Do what you want. You're not going to offend anybody.' And he was dead long before I made my decision.
I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.
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I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
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I don't mind what people say about me as long as it's an opinion or the truth. If someone says, 'He's the worst comedian in the world,' that's fine. If someone says, 'His face makes me want to punch the TV,' that's fine. But if they say, 'Oh, and I know for a fact he hunts squirrels,' I go: no, no, no... that's a lie.
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