Don't watch Kroll Show if you don't have a Nielsen box. I honestly don't care. Feel free to DVR it and not watch it because that will somehow help my…

- Nick Kroll

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

- Nick Kroll

For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch show. So the idea that one day I would have my own …

- Nick Kroll

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

- Nick Kroll

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

- Nick Kroll

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

- Nick Kroll

My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way.

- Nick Kroll

I feel incredibly lucky at this moment in my career to get paid to do basically exactly what I always wanted to do. I appreciate that in general. But…

- Nick Kroll

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person …

- Nick Kroll