When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze. - Tracy Morgan
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
- Tracy Morgan
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it ca… - Tracy Morgan
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it ca…
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. - Tracy Morgan
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. - Tracy Morgan
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. - Tracy Morgan
And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me. - Tracy Morgan
When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.
I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life. - Tracy Morgan
I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back." - Tracy Morgan
My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."
Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in yo… - Tracy Morgan
Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in yo…
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