If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

- Leopold Fechtner

Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.

- Leopold Fechtner

I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.

- Leopold Fechtner

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

- Leopold Fechtner

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engra…

- Leopold Fechtner

My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing

- Leopold Fechtner