Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

- Jerry Smith

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

- Jerry Smith

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

- Jerry Smith

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

- Jerry Smith

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

- Jerry Smith

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is H…

- Jerry Smith

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

- Jerry Smith

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

- Jerry Smith

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

- Jerry Smith