[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time.

- Lois Gould

Life is the only sentence which doesn't end with a period.

- Lois Gould

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please.

- Lois Gould

My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my b…

- Lois Gould