Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put TEARS in the EYES of CHILDREN!

- Paul Heyman

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn…

- Paul Heyman

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

- Paul Heyman

That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler.

- Paul Heyman

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not…

- Paul Heyman

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

- Paul Heyman

Why be second best at anything?

- Paul Heyman

My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.

- Paul Heyman

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.

- Paul Heyman