Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.
It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you. - P. G. Wodehouse
It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.
- P. G. Wodehouse
New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed. - P. G. Wodehouse
New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away. - P. G. Wodehouse
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me. - P. G. Wodehouse
I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.
One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time bei… - P. G. Wodehouse
One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time bei…
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred. - P. G. Wodehouse
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.
One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth. - P. G. Wodehouse
One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.
As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to gi… - P. G. Wodehouse
As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to gi…
I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves
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