Life seems to be a choice between two wrong answers.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

anger is more productive than fear.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Y…

- Sharyn Mccrumb

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

Some people are born to fit the times.

- Sharyn Mccrumb

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

- Sharyn Mccrumb