He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get beat up. Even the baddest gangster kids would tolerate you, keep you around for laughs. Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain
Your head is full of kelp. - Rick Riordan
Your head is full of kelp.
- Rick Riordan
Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come. - Rick Riordan
Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come.
Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla! - Rick Riordan
Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!
Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ?? - Rick Riordan
Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??
You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson - Rick Riordan
You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson
Nothing is unfixable. - Rick Riordan
Nothing is unfixable.
Knowledge isn't always good for you. - Rick Riordan
Knowledge isn't always good for you.
The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice. - Rick Riordan
The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.
Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game. - Rick Riordan
Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game.
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