Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat. - Peter Sellers
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
- Peter Sellers
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary. - Peter Sellers
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am. - Peter Sellers
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this. - Peter Sellers
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun. - Peter Sellers
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. - Peter Sellers
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? - Peter Sellers
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my … - Peter Sellers
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my …
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me. - Peter Sellers
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
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