Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
Bill HicksRead
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Interpretation
The quote humorously reflects on the contrast between the excitement of nightlife and the routine of daily life.
In this quote, Bill Hicks expresses a humorous view on the absurdity of nightlife as compared to the often mundane experience of daily living. By stating that he goes to dance clubs only once a year, he highlights the comedic perspective of observing social behaviors while contrasting them with his own solitary and critical mindset on those occasions. It encapsulates a critique of both the nightlife scene and the tendency to judge it from a distance.
In practice
This quote is perfect for a stand-up comedy routine about nightlife.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
The humor is that finally when you have the power to move the mountain, you are the person who placed it there-so there the mountain stays.
His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by oiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.
The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
All the fun is in how you say a thing.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
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