Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. - Abe Lemons
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
- Abe Lemons
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody. - Abe Lemons
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. - Abe Lemons
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
We did have three go to the YMCA. - Abe Lemons
We did have three go to the YMCA.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. - Abe Lemons
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You mean in the state? - Abe Lemons
You mean in the state?
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick. - Abe Lemons
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players. - Abe Lemons
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
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