The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow makin…

- Bruce Jay Friedman

The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.

- Bruce Jay Friedman

In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the …

- Bruce Jay Friedman

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that …

- Bruce Jay Friedman

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go o…

- Bruce Jay Friedman