Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Interpretation
The quote suggests that drinking coffee offers a momentary escape from time, essentially allowing us to indulge in a break that we should ideally reserve for a wiser, older version of ourselves.
Terry Pratchett's quote highlights the idea that coffee serves as a tool for us to momentarily pause our busy lives, often at the expense of our future selves. It points to the irony of seeking comfort in the present while potentially sacrificing deeper, more meaningful moments that come with maturity and experience. The act of enjoying coffee is portrayed as a small theft of time, where we prioritize immediate gratification over long-term reflections and insights that come with age.
In practice
During a break at work, you can share this quote to encourage coworkers to take a moment for themselves.
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.
People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other. They don't look quite like real science. But geography is only physics slowed down and with a few trees stuck on it, and meteorology is full of excitingly fashionable chaos and complexity. And summer isn't a time. It's a place as well. Summer is a moving creature and likes to go south for the winter.
And now have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but overacuteness of the senses?
When we understand every single secret of the universe, there will still be left the eternal mystery of the human heart.
In its revolt against congestion and sordor, a space-hungry generation has, I fear, developed eyes that are bigger than its stomach.
It's a privilege to serve the poor, to be servants of noble Africans, but I better belong in the rehearsal room or in the studio with my band. That's where I want to be and I still wake up in the morning with melodies in my head.
Not only the words (vocabula) which the Holy Spirit and Scripture use are divine, but also the phrasing
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
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