I look at Colin Meads and see a great big sheep farmer who carried the ball in his hands as though it was an orange pip.

- Bill Mclaren

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.

- Bill Mclaren

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

- Bill Mclaren

He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.

- Bill Mclaren