Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

- Natasha Leggero

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many t…

- Natasha Leggero

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There…

- Natasha Leggero

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don…

- Natasha Leggero

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

- Natasha Leggero

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't u…

- Natasha Leggero

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

- Natasha Leggero

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay atte…

- Natasha Leggero

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

- Natasha Leggero